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I happened to be reading Atish's blog and a certain thot crossed my mind. We all know his fetish for a cow's udders and his intriguing opinions about them. So while on that subject, I was wondering, who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out"? I mean, what the hell was he thinking!!!!! Further, people always debate what came first... the chicken or the egg. I couldn't care less who came first, coz they're both tasty. But then, who was the first person to say, "See that hen over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
WTF!!!!!
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Pictures don't lie! 

Here’s a new tool. It’s a BMI (Body Mass Index) calculator, which tells you if you are over/under weight. Basically it will tell you if you’re in decent shape or not. I am justified in telling you this coz I am the most fitness conscious amongst us all, plus the fact that I work out in the gym 9 hours everyday.

Click here.

If the link doesn't work, go to www.geocities.com/amolkane/bmi.html

What’s yours?

GE policy (that’s where I work) does not permit msn or yahoo messenger during office hours. So on most weekdays, I log on at 725am (my time) for about 10 minutes from home to check mail. It’s also the time I say my customary hi to a few of you back home. It’s quite funny, but the conversation with each person follows a set path every single day… never an aberration!!! Here are some sample msn transcripts.

Devika…. “hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” or “hi honey” followed by “kasa ahes”, “tabyetichi kaaljee ghe”, “neet raha”, “take care”.

Ga…. “heyy” followed by “how are u” followed by… blah blah… followed by… “why don’t you sign in yahoo instead of msn” followed by… blah blah… then some more blah blah blah… and it goes on and on and on… (Hey, I’m not complaining btw)

Deepali…. “hella” and then jumps to “arre, know the latest?”.

Sheetal…. (Nope, I didn’t forget to type, she keeps mum)

That said, I actually have no right to complain. These are the only people I meet online regularly, and it’s thru them that I know what's happening in Pune. You girls are the best, cheers!!!!! My favorite person has to be Deepali tho, coz she always fills me in with the latest juice from Pune. Way to go girl!!!!

Sheetal is also online almost everyday, but track record suggests that I will have to say the first hi to her for the next 6 years before she initiates a dialogue. No hard feelings, I’m ready to go thru the routine just like a good friend of mine did.

See you Monday....

P.S…. Devika and Ga… it was awesome video-chatting with you the other night.

They said American carmakers could not produce fine sports cars.... well, they can, with a little help from their European partner.

Voila! The Chrysler ME 4-12 Concept

Personally, I'm not a fan of US automotive... but this one does look like a Lamborghini clone.

I had tried this blog thing few months back, but lost enthu pretty fast. My initial plan was to document all of Kapil's frauds here and show the list to his kids 20 years down the line. But that effort would really embarass his kids and make them feel like offsprings of a Nazi dictator. Anyway, since some of you are into it, you can bookmark my blog if you want. On Adit's request, I have posted the LOTR story.